Life is Like...Making a Movie Without Post Production

Just when you think you've got the shot you want - you discover in the dailies - there's a
boom mic in the shot, and you know you're going to have to just go with that footage and hope for the best.

Sometimes Life is Like...

...a crappy job. For some inexplicable reason The Universe continues to make deposits into your life account, and for equally inexplicable reasons, you continue to show up.

Life is Like...A Family Road Trip

...sure - there's going to be some photo opportunities, but all in all - you're going to spend the better part of the journey asking "Are we there yet?"

"A Man Without God...

...is like a fish without biceps."




This Bad Metaphor courtesy of a bathroom stall in a Chevron gas station, Barstow, California - circa 1960.

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Life is like...a metaphor. Sometimes it makes you grown and sometimes it makes you think.

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