It's Like a Swimming Pool (part 3)

If you let it go to Hell in a hand basket during the off-season, it's going to take so much more effort to have it ready for bikini season!

It's Like a Swimming Pool...(part 2)

...some of us wade in from the shallow end, and others jump in from the deep end. Either way, you're never quite sure how deep it's going to get until you're in it.

It's Like a Swimming Pool...(part 1)

...it's expensive to maintain, and you're always plucking crap out of it.

Life is Like...

...Microsoft operating systems. Lots of undocumented features...many of which you could live without.

Life is Like...Making a Movie Without Post Production

Just when you think you've got the shot you want - you discover in the dailies - there's a
boom mic in the shot, and you know you're going to have to just go with that footage and hope for the best.

Sometimes Life is Like...

...a crappy job. For some inexplicable reason The Universe continues to make deposits into your life account, and for equally inexplicable reasons, you continue to show up.

Life is Like...A Family Road Trip

...sure - there's going to be some photo opportunities, but all in all - you're going to spend the better part of the journey asking "Are we there yet?"

"A Man Without God...

...is like a fish without biceps."




This Bad Metaphor courtesy of a bathroom stall in a Chevron gas station, Barstow, California - circa 1960.

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